it is your birthday.
🚨 the Slack bot your team literally deserves 🚨
it is your
birthday.
A relentless birthday machine for Slack. It posts unhinged celebrations and quietly tips off the team beforehand, so nobody's day slips past again. 💅
Free forever · installs in about 30 seconds
This could be your Tuesday, 9:00 AM 🎂
it is your birthday APP 9:00 AM
🥳 happy birthday @Priya!!! 🎂 you're not getting older, you're getting more ICONIC 💖 it's giving main character energy ✨🎉 go off bestie 🫶
Every post is randomly assembled from certified-cheugy templates and a scientifically lame GIF. The cringe is the product. It cannot be disabled.
Set up in three steps 🎈
Add to Slack
One click, one consent screen. The bot DMs you the moment it lands.
Pick a channel
One click in the app's Home tab. Timezone and post hour live there too, if 9:00 AM isn't your vibe.
That's it, honestly
Everyone adds their own birthday (/birthday me 14 March),
and the bot politely asks anyone who hasn't. You are free.
The secret weapon: the heads-up 🤫
A few days before every birthday, the bot privately DMs the rest of the team, and again on the morning itself. The birthday person never sees a thing.
Cards get signed. Someone books the good meeting room. On the day, everyone acts like they remembered all along.
Too much? Switch the heads-up to a channel post, or turn it off.
it is your birthday APP 9:00 AM
🎂 Heads up: it's Priya (@Priya)'s birthday in 3 days (Friday 14 March)!
What you get ✨
Day-of celebrations
Posts at your chosen hour and @mentions the birthday legend. Multiple birthdays get bundled into one glorious extravaganza. One post per day, max.
Every timezone
Each workspace sets its own timezone and post hour. 9:00 AM in Tokyo is 9:00 AM in Tokyo. DST handled, obviously.
Self-serve birthdays
People add their own with /birthday me, and the bot politely asks
anyone who hasn't. You were never meant to be a birthday spreadsheet admin.
Ages strictly optional
Add a birth year and the post celebrates the number. Leave it out and no arithmetic is performed on anyone. Your age, your business.
Your data, barely
Names, dates, and an encrypted bot token. That's the whole database. Uninstall and it's deleted the same day. Privacy policy.
Free forever
No trial and no card. Birthdays are free and so is this.
FAQ 🎁
Is it really free?
Yes. It costs almost nothing to run and we refuse to put a paywall between you and cake.
What data do you store?
Per workspace: the names and birthdays you add, optional Slack user IDs (for the @mention), your settings, and one encrypted bot token. Nothing is sold, shared, or used for anything except celebrating you. Uninstalling the app deletes all of it. Full details in the privacy policy.
Will it spam the channel?
One celebration post per day, maximum. If three people share a birthday, they share one (extra glorious) post. The advance heads-up goes out as private DMs by default, so the channel stays clean.
What about February 29th?
Leaplings are celebrated on February 28th in non-leap years. We would never make you wait four years for a cake. That's the law (our law).
Can I turn off the cringe?
No. Every message is lovingly assembled from certified-cheugy templates and a lame GIF, which is exactly why people react with 💅. You can turn off the advance DMs, though.
What if someone doesn't want the attention?
The ask-DM has a "Rather not say" button, and the bot never asks twice
either way. Anyone can take themselves off the list at any time with
/birthday remove and their own name.
Does it work in private channels?
Yes. Invite the bot to the private channel first, then pick it with
/birthday config channel.